I love WD-40. In a perfect world, I would use it as an underarm deodorant or as a cooking spray.

Many of the items on this list are superfluous and repetitious. You could probably trim down the list of uses to no greater than 300. My favorite uses include using WD-40 to remove water spots from shower doors, removing adhesives from different surfaces, and you can defog bathroom mirrors apparently.

Because you need high energy jock jams to get you through the day…

If you ever want to annoy me, start singing Kernkraft 400’s Zombie Nation. There are no guarantees I won’t cause you bodily harm though.

“I’ve been to movie theaters from coast to coast. I’ve been to The Coolidge Corner Theatre in Boston, the Castro in San Francisco, The Arclight in Los Angeles, and even the new Mark Cuban owned Landmark. The Alamo Drafthouse theater is by far the best movie theater I’ve ever been to. It’s the type of movie theater that makes me wish I lived in Texas”

Let’s do some math:

130,000,000 households x $0.41 first class rate = $53,300,000.00

It’s going to cost the government 53.3 million dollars to let us know we’re getting a tax rebate. Let’s assume these letters are mailed standard at a bulk rate, you’re still looking at over 33 million dollars and this doesn’t include the cost of producing these letters.

Find someone who doesn’t already know they’re getting a rebate and punch that person in the gut, it’s cheaper than spending 53 million dollars. Trust me, I’ve calculated it on my TI-83.