Escalators

I love walking up or down escalators, because it seems like I’m ascending/descending at an incredible rate. I’ll always carefully step onto the escalator to ensure I don’t eat it and fall all the way down, or continuously fall up for that matter. I hate holding onto the rubber railing, because who knows what germs are breeding on those things? As fun as it is to walk up or down escalators as the steps are moving, I like to stand still much to the chagrin of the people behind me. Riding the escalator down slowly makes me feel like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, but probably more Dustin Hoffman than Tom.