It's a Conspiracy

I started wearing glasses a little over a year ago, and at the time, I knew my eyes were getting a little worse, but not enough to warrant corrective eyewear. Since then, I think my eyes have gotten progressively worse, and I think I blame my glasses. You could make an argument about my genetics, but we’re generally 100% glorious in my family. I spoke with someone at work who felt the same way about her new glasses. Don’t get me wrong, I like my glasses. I feel more confident with them on for reason currently unknown to me. I have to blame something or someone for the quick decline of my eyesight, so why not place blame on my optometrist? Dr. Downs, if you’re reading this… suck it (but I’ll be in next month for a new pair of glasses, okay?)