Let’s take a moment to presuppose that it is entirely plausible for me to wear a burrito. What would I look like? Answer: handsome, and also, delicious.
As you might be able to tell, I’m holding a glass of wine and a box of Legos. The droppings on the ground are from the burrito, and not an insinuation that I might be incontinent or have a digestive malady. I know what you’re thinking. Don’t judge me. *You* try to wear a bean and cheese burrito, and see if you can keep the filling from getting all over the place.
Emergency Food Kit
guy:
Basic preparation will impact the probability of your family’s survival in an emergency. Delicious and Easy to Prepare. Each bucket contains 275 servings of Pre-mixed and Pre-seasoned 100 % Vegetarian and Vitamin Fortified food for you and your family. With a 20 year long shelf life, this kit is perfect for the preparation of natural disasters such as hurricane, tornado, earthquakes or even a camping/hunting trip.Includes delicious treats like corn chowder, blueberry pancakes, and Cacciatore (25 servings of each). If that doesn’t sell you the survival bucket o’ food is currently 10 bucks off at Costco ($74.99 to be exact).
I’m either getting these as Christmas gifts for the family or buying one for myself and bringing it in to the office to eat for lunch for the next year.
I so badly want a zombie outbreak with this revelation that I can purchase a Bucket O’ Food. 30 servings of Potato Bakon makes me so happy, and gives me reason to live.
Some of the goods available for purchase at my local stab ‘n’ grab. There isn’t an expiration date, although I maintain that amputated pigs’ feet are, by definition, already expired… at least as far as the pig is concerned.
Note: Sara bought 2 jars.
I'd Backspace Most of My Life If I Could...
Electronic conversations, whether it be SMS, email, or IM, are so much more convenient. I’m terrible at remembering things verbatim, so a chat transcript is essential if I need to go back at a later date to analyze what was said. The ability to edit yourself before submitting your thoughts to someone is glorious. There have been too many moments when having face-to-face conversations where I wished I could backspace what was just said.
Scotch
- Sterling: give me some coffee.
- Sterling: I need it. I slept for three hours for the fifth night in a row
- Sterling: and I think I may have had at least a fifth of scotch every night
- Vinh: yuck
- Sterling: which is sort of not good at all by any means
- Sterling: yuck? Scotch, yuck? really?
- Vinh: no no, it's good
- Vinh: .... good for the Scotch industry
Alert: Plum Pudding is Not a Pudding
- Sterling: Plum pudding is neither pudding, nor contains plums. Ponder.
- Vinh: really? I don't really like pudding.
- Sterling: It's not really pudding, it's a steamed cake and it's awesome.
- Sterling: You douse it in brandy and light it on fire.
- Vinh: interesting
- Sterling: Interesting? Brandy and fire = interesting?
- Sterling: dude. Unless, by interesting, you mean goddamned fucking rad.
- Vinh: unless plum pudding somehow reached out and gave me hugs and kisses, i'm not thoroughly impressed. Paid my bills too...
- Sterling: Um... it gives your tummy hugs and kisses? You sort of kiss it when you consume it
- Sterling: It does touch your lips and tongue and totally turn to mush... just like a girlfriend
- Sterling: I should start a matchmaking service for gustative pleasures.