An Eye For Annai (via xogml69)
Man, this is cute, cute, cute.
Wake n’ Bacon - An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. (via)
As much as I love the idea of waking up to the sizzle of bacon, I’d prefer one that toasts up a nice bagel for me… or pizza!
Asian Ben Gibbard
I usually have people tell me I look like [Insert Asian Celebrity Here]. For the first time ever, I was referred to as “that Asian guy who looks like the singer from Death Cab.” I couldn’t be any happier than I was when I was told that. Not so much that it’s Ben, because I could really give two shits about that band, but it’s mostly nice not having to hear I look like Jackie Chan for once.
She's referring to earthquakes
- Tina: i've never felt one
- Tina: or if i have, it was so small i didn't notice it
Napolini Seductress
I went to this little quick service restaurant that serves pizzas by the slice called Napolini, it’s an off-shoot of a larger Italian restaurant called Naples. I greedily asked for the largest slice and she responded, “Oh, I’ll give you the largest slice alright. *wink*” :( ! Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re saying, “Vinh, parlay this into free delicious pizza one to nine times a week.” And I say, “Nay, friends. I can’t pretend to slay women with fuzzy upper lips.” I just can’t…
Is July Seduce Vinh with Food month? If so, I hope it carries into August and for all of eternity.
- Vinh: his sales pitch was only supposed to take 20 min
- Vinh: he took 1 hr, 40min
- Sara: dude, whatever-- LAME
- Sara: get him an egg timer as a hint
- Vinh: my lego timer!
- Sara: :)
- Sara: DING
- Sara: time's up, motherfucker!
- Vinh: also, my muffins are done biiiiitch
- Sara: hahahaha
- Sara: YES