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Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be...

Fuck You, Ants.

I came home from work with hopes of kicking off my shoes and relaxing to some Apple TV. Instead, I...

I like non-traditional vinyl.

Caught with My Pants Down

All of the department heads sat down for a roundtable meeting with our new President last week. It...

I received my Cardboard Moose today, and I wasted no time in...

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The Quirks of Photography

Third-person Point of View: - If the photo is amazing, it must be the camera and not the...

40+ Tips to Improve your Grammar and...

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Death to Rock Band

I wasn’t entirely sure before, but as of last night I’m convinced that Rock Band’s...

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“You can wash and eat lettuce in it, then pee down the...”
— Syd — in reference to...

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“they said it was cool for us to board, but they were so...”
— Sara — in reference to...

Wake n’ Bacon - An alarm clock that wakes you up with...

Asian Ben Gibbard

I usually have people tell me I look like [Insert Asian Celebrity Here]. For the first time ever, I...

This ad on the side of the van amuses me for reasons I...

I like drinking 7-Up, and the only thing I like more than...

She's referring to earthquakes

Tina: i've never felt one
Tina: or if i have, it was so small i didn't notice it

Napolini Seductress

I went to this little quick service restaurant that serves pizzas by the slice called Napolini,...

Vinh: his sales pitch was only supposed to take 20 min
Vinh: he took 1 hr, 40min
Sara: dude, whatever-- LAME
Sara: get him an egg timer as a hint
Vinh: my lego timer!
Sara: :)
Sara: DING
Sara: time's up, motherfucker!
Vinh: also, my muffins are done biiiiitch
Sara: hahahaha
Sara: YES

“I don’t know how more magic could fit inside of one box!”
— Co-worker in an email to me

Hard times for Tony Stark… (via)

Bear vs. Robot wallet (via)

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Animal Friendly Cardboard Moose Bust (via) Without a doubt,...

Maybe I am...

Co-Worker : Are you artistic?
Vinh : What?
Co-Worker : Are you artistic?
Vinh : Did you just ask if I was autistic?

Lego Mini Sports City. See more. (via)

When my gall bladder acts up, I think it’s trying to...

Jamba Juice Seductress

There’s a Jamba Juice adjacent to my venue that I pay daily morning visits to before I come...

Langeoog Island replicated with Lego. Take a peek at the...

Dear Food Service Industry,

Please wash your hands after using the toilet. I do not want your dude residue on foods I put into...

Escalators

I love walking up or down escalators, because it seems like I’m ascending/descending at an...

Wallpapers

I change the wallpaper on both my macbook and iphone about once a week. Here is a list of sites I go...

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iTunes Free Download: Watchmen - Chapter One

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The 'Stache and The Pitch

I don’t like it when I get calls from publications where I’m currently not investing any...

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How Not to Describe Your New Job in...

I compared my new job to any normal job, if a normal job had a drinking problem and watched cartoons...

Star Wars Photoshop contest, and a lot of these are really...

Crap. (via bunkercomplex)

Lego Flying Mule from Serenity (via)

Batman Minis (via danhacker)

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Conversations with an 8 Year Old

Abby: Hey, I like your shoes. I have the same pair, 'cept they are zebra!
Vinh: Oh, neat. Except, zebras are a sucky animal.
Abby: No they're not!
Vinh: Yes, they are.
Abby: Zebras are one of the fastest animals on the planet!
Vinh: Faster than a cheetah?
Abby: .... No.
Vinh: Exactly, and I'm sure a zebra's deliciousness and nutritional value are things the cheetah appreciates.
Abby: .....
Vinh: And what's up with the black and white stripes?
Abby: Their stripes are pretty!
Vinh: Yeah, pretty pretentious.
Abby: What does.... pretendshus... mean?
Vinh: Showy, like someone from New York.

I found this picture of my parents’ wedding. (Left to...

It's Nice to be Noticed

I’ve always had a theory that my family hardly knows I exist. Maybe they think I’m a...

Co-Worker 1: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Co-Worker 2: Aww, Vinh made a joke and cussed.
Co-Worker 1: I know! He's a part of the family now. Aww...
Co-Worker 2: I was worried for a while. He looked so scared when he first started.
Vinh: Hey uhh, I'm sitting right here...

This photo is a direct reference to this. I really look good...

And this too.

I used to make things like this.

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You Can Do Better Than That

I’m not sure if this is exclusive to Southern California, but I seem to see a lot of guys who...

August, Let's Get Rid of It

Happy Birthday, Hope you Die

As much time I spend perusing the Interwebs, I manage to spend a minimal amount of time on Facebook....

Poor T-Bone | Picturegeek (via pica)

I obsess over changing my desktop wallpaper regularly. I...

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Is this a Lego Minifig popsicle mold? You’re goddamn...

I bought a Lego cake/jello mold today, which is funny,...

This is What I Do

Okay, so you shouldn’t task someone who doesn’t drink (i.e. me) with the job of naming...

Hello 911? There’s a goddamn octopus in my living...

It's not often that I'm left speechless

Mom: Have you found out about the tickets?
Vinh: I can't find out about any tickets unless you tell me who you want tickets for
Vinh: You can't buy general tickets, it's not like movie tickets
Mom: Okay, the Beatles
Mom: Find out how much for the Beatles
Vinh: ....

Zombie garden sculpture, which I thought was Gollum at first...

I want this shirt more than peace on earth. (via...

I Love U button (via flickr / wtfdude)

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BO and You

I met with a client today who had that not-so-fresh scent. At first, I thought it was me, because I...

It's a Conspiracy

I started wearing glasses a little over a year ago, and at the time, I knew my eyes were getting a...

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I have a Grass Neurosis, so what?

In grade school, you’d always find me out in the field during recess playing kickball,...

“You have to scrape bottom to appreciate life and start...”
— Frank Sinatra

Yes. (via iwilleatyou)

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Bad Unicorn - Chris Appelhans. (via wtfdude)

Sacha Baron Cohen Strikes in Arkansas.

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Awkward Handshakes

I don’t like awkward handshakes with people I’ve never met before. The ones where you...

If this chandelier had a moustache, it could be Groucho...

Mo' Money...

I remember that feeling I had when I got my first job. Although I was making a few clicks above...

How To: Turn Broken Speakers into a Snappy Media Cabinet...

And done.

Half-way there.

Start.

22 foot tall Styrobot made of styrofoam by Michael Salter

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I get really excited when I see really good Googie...

In case you missed it, here is the Luxo Jr. easter egg...

whew.

For anyone keeping track of my epic gallbladder, I received word today that my application for MSI...

I think someone should invent LOLolanol - fuel derived from...

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I like the headshot-style promotional art associated with...

elspethjane: This is meant to cheer up your Tuesday. I...

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